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11-09-2004, 10:45 AM | #1 | |
Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs
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To the Citizens of the United States of America
Found this interesting bit of information on another board, thought a few of you Americans (especially JD) would like to know of it Oh and please - it's supposed to be a joke :
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11-09-2004, 10:46 AM | #2 | |
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11-09-2004, 11:01 AM | #3 | |||
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That's hilarious Fal! It would have been a little funnier if the amount of Americans who knew there was a world outside their borders was listed at say 50% instead of 97.85%, but whatever. This list isn't strong on subtleties.
Don't forget after re-introducing the more easier spelt words like "doughnut" and "neighbour", you should add harder ones like "tyre" and "lorrie" etc. Tasks 6 and 7 were the funniest: especially... Quote:
The reason you have to wear full kevlar body armour in American football is because of the tackling technique. Which is why we're switching you all to rugby! No pointless stops, better technique, no armour (except scrum caps and cups). You'll love it. Maybe the World Series will still be allowed to be called that (when it was started, only Americans played anyway). However, you have to invite Japanese teams and other nationalities who now play. Look out Red Sox, there are some really kickin Japanese baseball teams. Hey, you're declaring war on Québec! Bring it ON! Though, maybe you won't mind declaring war on France. Chirac seems to have irritated a lot of people recently, at least in the USA. And of course, making fun of American beer. That part was great. Heh heh heh...
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11-09-2004, 11:20 AM | #4 | ||
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That's great Fal! The funniest thing I've seen all week!
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It should be noted that the American national rugby team is quite respectable. Obviously they're no match for the Big Three (South Africa, New Zealand, and Australia), England, France, Argentina, Scotland, Ireland, or Wales, but we Canadians sure have to play hard against them.
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11-09-2004, 11:29 AM | #6 | ||
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11-09-2004, 12:04 PM | #7 | |
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that is hilarious, fal, and also, will soon become a reality Why do americans have so many therapsist? one of life's great mysteries this has been a party politicl broadcast on behalf of HM Government Disclaimer: No refunds, No appeal and No right to trial |
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11-09-2004, 11:07 AM | #8 |
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I think that if the UK takes possesion of the USA they may be getting more than they bargained for. You can have New York, New Jersey, and California for all we care. And you might have trouble with Microsoft; it's arguably the most powerful force in the country. Certainly more powerful than the government.
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11-09-2004, 10:36 PM | #9 | |
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ok, if you don't get that go watch "Zoolander," lol.
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11-09-2004, 10:49 PM | #10 |
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Zoolander freakin' rocks. And it's so hard to be ridiculously good good looking.
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