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02-18-2006, 09:09 AM | #1 |
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The Star Wars Musical
We have the familiar scene as the Rebel craft is being shot up and then the Star Destroyer hovers into view from sharp tip to beengined rear.
Inside… The rebels cavort around singing: (Judas Priest's Burn in Hell) Speak to me Of those days i won't forget Your worst dreams Has just returned - to pay you back I'm still laughing There's not much else i can do But one's thing's certain I'm coming back for you Have you got a gun Do you remember well Who you used it on It's time to burn in hell Say my name I can hear you whisper Not to blame? You are going to blister Scream in the night I've been counting the days It's so amusing To see you again Have you got a gun Do you remember well Who d'ya use it on You're going to burn in hell Die Why? Time to pay the price Kill I will Have my sacrifice Plead With fear I am getting near Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 02-18-2006 at 09:11 AM. |
02-18-2006, 09:16 AM | #2 |
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While the damaged rebelcraft is being pulled into the cargobay of the Destroyer two robots watch the insane cavorting of the Rebels and and the more verbal one sings a song of his own:
(Fleetwood Mac's Heroes are hard to find) Girls you know When you're in the mood (in the mood) You may meet a man Can't do anything good (nothing good) But you've got to pity him And ty to understand (understand) That a hero, a hero is so hard to find When he takes you For his love (for his love) And he tries to tell you That there is'nt any other (don't believe him) Oh, he may kiss you And tell you he'll miss you (such a shame) But don't forget, a hero is so hard to find When he says hello Don't forget they're all the same (you know they're all the same) You may end up sitting all alone And with yourself to blame Oh, don't you let him So when he tells you You've got diamonds in your eyes (he's just lying) Don't get carried away Cause you know he's selling you lies (he's just lying) So when you get the feeling The man you've got's no good He's no good Well just remember, a hero is so hard to find Well just remember, a hero is so hard to find Heroes, heroes are hard to find Heroes, heroes are hard to find Heroes, heroes are hard to find Heroes, heroes are hard to find... Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 02-18-2006 at 09:18 AM. |
02-18-2006, 09:37 AM | #3 |
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As the imperial troopers enter the cut up door to the rebel ship they chant in choir a very appropriate song:
(ABBA's The Winner Takes It All ) I don't wanna talk About the things we've gone through Though it's hurting me Now it's history I've played all my cards And that's what you've done too Nothing more to say No more ace to play The winner takes it all The loser standing small Beside the victory That's her destiny I was in your arms Thinking i belonged there I figured it made sense Building me a fence Building me a home Thinking i'd be strong there But i was a fool Playing by the rules The gods may throw a dice Their minds as cold as ice And someone way down here Loses someone dear The winner takes it all The loser has to fall It's simple and it's plain Why should i complain. But tell me does she kiss Like i used to kiss you? Does it feel the same When she calls your name? Somewhere deep inside You must know i miss you But what can i say Rules must be obeyed The judges will decide The likes of me abide Spectators of the show Always staying low The game is on again A lover or a friend A big thing or a small The winner takes it all I don't wanna talk If it makes you feel sad And i understand You've come to shake my hand I apologize If it makes you feel bad Seeing me so tense No self-confidence But you see The winner takes it all The winner takes it all...... Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 02-18-2006 at 09:38 AM. |
02-18-2006, 11:31 AM | #4 |
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Meanwhile, the tall droid, C3PO, had been looking for his squat friend. Soon spotting him further down the side-corridor in the company of, he couldn't make it out, a female figure, soon revealed to be a stunning beauty.
He sighs most unrobotically and sings the following: (Beauty Queen by 98 Mute) Pretty face, simple mind. Take a look what's inside. Sugar coated shell, as sweet as cake. But you're as smart as a frosted flake. Since you were born you've always been a beauty queen. Every single little school girls fantasy. Every night you wake me up in my wet dream. But you're talented enough for porno magazines. Fashion girl, a living lie. Painted face, airbrushed thighs. Pay you millions, though you're talentless. It makes me wish i had tits. But what will you do when your glory days are over? Will you find yourself asking what's left for me? And what will you do when your torch has finally burned out? Who will you turn to and where will you be? And will you cry when you go to sleep at night knowing that your entire life has been skin deep? Who's gonna be your faceless partner to swim with you in your shallow waters who will be your victim who will you bleed? Beauty queen, one of a kind. Fashion world's left you behind. What's left for you? What have you got? Just memories and a place to rot. |
02-18-2006, 12:34 PM | #5 |
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At this moment Darth Vader enters the crippled ship begins a intricate step routine all the while humming Fly Me To Moon. and the troopers sing:
Fly me to the moon And let me play among the stars Let me see what spring is like On jupiter and mars In other words hold my hand In other words darling kiss me Fill my life with song And let me sing forevermore You are all i hope for All i worship and adore In other words please be true In other words i love you Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 02-18-2006 at 01:23 PM. |
02-18-2006, 04:31 PM | #6 |
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After that nasty scene with throwing of the rebel officer Vader orders his troopers to look for the passengers.
The troopers, sighing and muttering that they have already done all the work begins to sing: (It's hard day's night by Beatles) It's been a hard day's night, and I been working like a dog It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do Will make me feel alright You know I work all day to get you money to buy you things And it's worth it just to hear you say you're going to give me everything So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone You know I feel ok When I'm home everything seems to be right When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight Owww! So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone You know I feel ok When I'm home everything seems to be right When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah It's been a hard day's night, and I been working like a dog It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do Will make me feel alright You know I feel alright You know I feel alright... |
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