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11-09-2004, 11:08 PM | #1 |
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Ask Snape Column
Okay, I saw this game on another Harry potter sight and it was hilarious, so I thought I would bring it here and see how it goes since I know there's a good HP following going on here.
Anywho, the idea is students or other HP people write to snape and snape answers, so the first post would be such, "Prof. Snape, I lost my homework. Neville." (well, be more creative than that, lol) And then the next person posts Snape's reply and a new question for Snape. See? So it goes like this, Person 1: Prof. Snape Lost my homework, Neville Person 2: Neville, 50 points from Gryffindor, Prof. Snape ------------------------ Prof. Snape URA Ugly Git Signed, Not Fred and George. See? Quite fun, really. Anywho, I'll start the first one and then the next person pick it up with Snape's reply and another question. Dear Professor Snape, I don't understand this P I got on my Potions final. I got every question right, sir! I can't get an P! You got it wrong, man! I do not get P's! Please change this grade. Hermione Granger
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11-10-2004, 06:24 AM | #2 | |
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-So eh, snape, another year in er potions? Just cant' get tha DADA job can ya? -Rubeus Hagrid
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11-10-2004, 07:11 AM | #3 | |
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Hey, fun game!
Next morning, Hagrid found this anonymous note in his cottage: "Go kiss a Hippogriff you
Hyia Snapey, I've known you for the last 5 years and I can't help it anymore: I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU! So if you're interested in a date, meet me in the Slytherin common room at midnight. What do you say, muffin? Secret admirer |
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11-10-2004, 08:31 AM | #4 | ||
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Dear Fred and George,
You'd be surprised what you can use potions for, such as revealing the sender of an "anonymous" note. Maybe you can use one of your Puking Pastilles to get rid of the rash. Professor Snape Dear Professor Snape, It is inappropriate to hex, poison, or cast any harmful spells on students. Fred and George are now recovered. Minerva MacGonagall Hey Harry, Would you believe what that evil git Snape did to us!? If you want to join us in a prank meet us in the Astronomy tower tonight after dinner. F&G
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11-10-2004, 12:46 PM | #5 | |
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I thought we were only meant to do the one replying to the one above and one new letter! Oh well!
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Great anything to annoy that evil git. Harry. Dear Mr. Filch Mrs Norris has been murdered To collect her corpse please come to my office. Prof Macgonagall
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11-10-2004, 10:29 PM | #6 |
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This is great! I'm so glad some people have posted. Bleh, I would feel so stupid if nothing happened and I had to listen to the crickets.
A couple things. 1, the posts should all have 2 parts, one from snape and one to snape. person 1: Dear Fred and George, Next time don't use your own scribbly handwriting when you write me love notes. 10 points from Gryffindor. Snape ================= Snape, You forgot the vodka at the DE meeting, don't let it happen again!! Wormtail Ok, so the next person would reply to wormtail and then present a new question for snape. see? no more or less than 2 messages a post. Problem 2, its only supposed to be for snapey-poo, sorry Nurv, dear. Alrighty, enough of sounding like a rule-maker rather than a rule-breaker! LETS PARTY. The next person can reply to the wormtail comment
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06-04-2008, 11:57 AM | #7 |
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Dear Snape-
How do I stop setting my eyebrows on fire?! - S. Finnagin
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06-04-2008, 04:11 PM | #8 |
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Snape why u hatin' so much brotha?
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08-30-2008, 12:33 PM | #9 |
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Seamus,
First of all, quit pointing your wand at your face. If that doesn't work, go swimming often. If you're not sure it's YOU setting your eyebrows on fire, then shun all your friends and join what Muggles call a Monastery: a place where radically religious Muggles live the rest of their days in silence and celibacy. Do you know what "celibacy" means? Ask Ron Weasley, he's probably got it figured out. There are plenty of good monasteries in Southeast Asia; India, Burma, Taiwan, and the like. Hope I never see you again! Your nothing-special-in-particular, Professor Snape. (Note: Going back in time because I had a good idea for a letter, probably first or second year). Dear Sev, Remember me? When we were little, you lived down at Spinner's End! You always liked Lily better than me, but I have an idea you might enjoy. You may or may not know this, but Lily's son, Harry, lives with my family and he is quite the bunion on my left foot. I give you full permission to torture him in any way possible. My husband and I are quite glad he's not here now, but we pity that school of his for having to put up with him now. I am not very creative, of course, but I can ask my husband (who's really quite imaginative) to come up with ways to agonize Harry should you ever run out. I just wanted you to know that no matter what you do to him, as long as you don't kill him, I suppose, we are behind you 100 per cent. There will be no lawsuits with the school on account of us. Greatest love, Tuney.
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01-13-2014, 12:19 PM | #10 |
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Dear Tuney,
I will try my best to make his life terrible him but I was planning on doing it anyway. Best wishes, Snape Dear Snape, I need you to tell me were the grifendor common room is so I can curse Potter back. Malfoy |
12-14-2015, 10:57 AM | #11 |
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Dear Prof. Snape,
You rarely notice me but i am paired up with Ron and he messed up our potion making him puke slugs is there a potion i can use to reverse the effects? Aria Last edited by Princess Fluttershy : 12-14-2015 at 11:00 AM. Reason: Misspelled |
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