Tea Cup Cafe part Thirteen or XIII

Spock · 08-08-2006, 03:38 PM

Time, once again, to try and have a quiet cup of hot chocolate.

jammi567 · 08-08-2006, 03:41 PM

Like i was saying here, i will have a large vodka.

Spock · 08-08-2006, 03:44 PM

...so go over to the bar, we've several brands.....but keep it quiet, I'm fighting a headache, thanks

jammi567 · 08-08-2006, 03:55 PM

sure thing, Spock!

Last Child of Ungoliant · 08-08-2006, 05:08 PM

i'll take a bottle of vodka or eight

durinsbane2244 · 08-08-2006, 06:34 PM

oooh, sarcasm. the vulcan gonna take that?

trolls' bane · 08-13-2006, 02:13 AM

Hmm...Does anyone know where I can get a free background checking site that gives good info? Google searches just don't quite cut it.

trolls' bane · 08-13-2006, 05:25 PM

(See post higher up...) Aha! See? Light dawns on Marblehead. Yes, I've got hold of some Boston slang. So, I'm drivin' down the breakdown lane now!

I bought a pack of cards from Planet Hollywood for my friend Carla's birthday, but I have to admit...

She gets too hungry, for dinner at eight
She likes the theater, and never comes late
She'd never bother, with people she'd hate
That's why the lady is a tramp

Doesn't like crap games, with barons or earls
Won't go to Harlem, in ermine and pearls
Won't dish the dirt, with the rest of the girls
That's why the lady is a tramp

She likes the free, free fresh wind in her hair
Life without care
She's broke, but it's o'k
She hates California, it's cold and it's damp
That's why the lady is a tramp

She gets far too hungry, to eat for dinner at eight
She adores the theater, and she doesn't arrives late
She'd never bother, with people she'd hate
That's why the lady is a tramp

Won't have a dice game, with any barons or earls
She will never go to Harlem, dessed in ermine and pearls
And she won't dish the dirt, with all the other girls
That is why the lady is a tramp

She loves the free, free, fresh wind in her hair
Life without care
She's broke
Hates California, 'cause it's so cold and so damp
That's why the lady
That's why the lady
That's why the lady is a tramp

durinsbane2244 · 08-13-2006, 05:40 PM

south of the border...down mexico way...

Spock · 08-13-2006, 05:46 PM

Seems as though TB's Muse has attacked him today.

trolls' bane · 08-13-2006, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spock

Seems as though TB's Muse has attacked him today.

Well, this calls for a story...

(A boy went back to Napoli because he missed the scenery)
(The native dances and the charming songs)
(But wait a minute something's wrong)
('cause now it's)
Hey mambo, mambo Italiano hey hey mambo mambo Italiano
Go go go you mixed up Siciliano
All you Calabrese do the mambo like-a crazy with the
Hey mabo don't wanna tarantella
Hey mambo no more mozzarella
Hey mambo mambo Italiano try an enchilada with a fish baccala
Hey goomba I love how you dance the rumba
But take some advice paisano learn-a how to mambo
If you're gonna be a square you ain't-a gonna go nowhere
Hey mambo mambo Italiano hey hey mambo mambo Italiano
Go go Joe shake like a tiavanna
E lo che se dice you get happy in the feetza when you
Mambo Italiano

Hey chatrul you don't-a have to go to the school
Just to make it with a big bambino
It's like vino
Kid you good-a looking but you don't-a know what's cooking 'til you
Hey mambo mambo Italiano
Hey hey mambo mambo Italiano
Ho ho ho you mixed up Siciliano
E lo che se diche you get happy in the feetza when you
Mambo Italiano

jammi567 · 08-13-2006, 06:37 PM

what's with the sudden burst of poetry? (in prose, please

)

trolls' bane · 08-24-2006, 04:45 PM

I won't dance, don't ask me
I won't dance, don't ask me
I won't dance, Madame, with you
My heart won't let my feet do things that they should do

You know what?, you're lovely
You know what?, you're so lovely
And, oh, what you do to me
I'm like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore
I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor

When you dance, you're charming and you're gentle
'specially when you do the Continental
But this feeling isn't purely mental
For, heaven rest us, I am not asbestos

And that's why
I won't dance, why should I?
I won't dance, how could I?
I won't dance, merci beaucoup
I know that music leads the way to romance,
So if I hold you in arms I won't dance

I won't dance, don't ask me,
I won't dance, don't ask me
I won't dance, Madame, with you
My heart won't let me feet do things that they want to do

You know what?, you're lovely,
Ring-a-ding-ding, you're lovely
And, oh, what you do to me
I'm like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore
I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor

When you dance, you're charming and you're gentle
'specially when you do the Continental
But this feeling isn't purely mental
For, heaven rest us, I am not asbestos

and that's why
I won't dance, I won't dance
I won't dance, merci beaucoup
I know that music leads the way to romance
So if I hold you in arms I won't dance!!

EDIT: Holds out hands waiting for handcuffs from the Copyright police again...
Next on the list is Durnio's favorite, unless I forget and go for a different version of The Best of All Possible Worlds.

durinsbane2244 · 08-24-2006, 05:06 PM

ah...y'have a LOVELY voice...

trolls' bane · 08-24-2006, 05:16 PM

Oh! w00t! I just found Candide! It's so me, too. This is the kind of classical music I like best. Real, turn-of-the-century maximalist jazz-influenced classical.

me9996 · 08-25-2006, 12:07 AM

*Wonders what's going on, sits down and sleeps siting up*

...zzzZZZzzz...

trolls' bane · 08-24-2006, 05:35 PM

Spast! It isn't Candide! It's just the stinkin' overture!

klatukatt · 08-24-2006, 07:16 PM

Just a few things:

1. Vegas is a fantasy. An expensive fantasy. It is the dream that you can get something for nothing, when you really get nothing for something. A big something.
Otherwise, it's warm and fairly cheap.

2. Unfortunatly, IT ALSO DRAINS YOUR SOUL.

3. It is a good place to go... ONCE. Know thy enemy, it is Vegas.

4. I love my city. Seattle is beautiful. Sometimes I get annoyed at the FRELLING HILLS but the food and entertainment and people are beyond compare.

5. My hair looks fabulous.

6. I painted myself green in Vegas and I wanna do it again. I looked. So hot.

7. I found another dress to go with the green. Wheee!

8. RUM!

9. I went to the tallest Starbucks in the world. 1,000 feet in the air.

10. When people didn't know where Seattle was, we'd say "You know, Starbucks land."

Gwaimir Windgem · 08-24-2006, 07:26 PM

What, you don't like hills? I LOVE hills! My campus is surrounded by hills on three sides; so awesome.

Painting yourself green WOULD be kinda cool... Mmmm, Twi'lek...

Last Child of Ungoliant · 08-24-2006, 07:32 PM

i'll have a bottle of vodka if someone's near the bar

08-08-2006, 03:38 PM	#1
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	Tea Cup Cafe part Thirteen or XIII Time, once again, to try and have a quiet cup of hot chocolate. __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

08-08-2006, 03:41 PM	#2
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Like i was saying here, i will have a large vodka. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

08-08-2006, 03:44 PM	#3
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	...so go over to the bar, we've several brands.....but keep it quiet, I'm fighting a headache, thanks __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

08-08-2006, 03:55 PM	#4
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	sure thing, Spock! __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved. Last edited by Spock : 08-08-2006 at 10:15 PM. Reason: font used

08-08-2006, 06:34 PM	#6
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	oooh, sarcasm. the vulcan gonna take that? __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

08-08-2006, 05:08 PM	#5
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	i'll take a bottle of vodka or eight

08-13-2006, 02:13 AM	#7
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Hmm...Does anyone know where I can get a free background checking site that gives good info? Google searches just don't quite cut it. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

08-13-2006, 05:25 PM	#8
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	(See post higher up...) Aha! See? Light dawns on Marblehead. Yes, I've got hold of some Boston slang. So, I'm drivin' down the breakdown lane now! I bought a pack of cards from Planet Hollywood for my friend Carla's birthday, but I have to admit... She gets too hungry, for dinner at eight She likes the theater, and never comes late She'd never bother, with people she'd hate That's why the lady is a tramp Doesn't like crap games, with barons or earls Won't go to Harlem, in ermine and pearls Won't dish the dirt, with the rest of the girls That's why the lady is a tramp She likes the free, free fresh wind in her hair Life without care She's broke, but it's o'k She hates California, it's cold and it's damp That's why the lady is a tramp She gets far too hungry, to eat for dinner at eight She adores the theater, and she doesn't arrives late She'd never bother, with people she'd hate That's why the lady is a tramp Won't have a dice game, with any barons or earls She will never go to Harlem, dessed in ermine and pearls And she won't dish the dirt, with all the other girls That is why the lady is a tramp She loves the free, free, fresh wind in her hair Life without care She's broke Hates California, 'cause it's so cold and so damp That's why the lady That's why the lady That's why the lady is a tramp __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator Last edited by trolls' bane : 08-13-2006 at 05:27 PM.

08-13-2006, 05:40 PM	#9
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	south of the border...down mexico way... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

08-13-2006, 05:46 PM	#10
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	Seems as though TB's Muse has attacked him today. __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

08-13-2006, 06:37 PM	#12
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	what's with the sudden burst of poetry? (in prose, please ) __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

08-24-2006, 04:45 PM	#13
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	I won't dance, don't ask me I won't dance, don't ask me I won't dance, Madame, with you My heart won't let my feet do things that they should do You know what?, you're lovely You know what?, you're so lovely And, oh, what you do to me I'm like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor When you dance, you're charming and you're gentle 'specially when you do the Continental But this feeling isn't purely mental For, heaven rest us, I am not asbestos And that's why I won't dance, why should I? I won't dance, how could I? I won't dance, merci beaucoup I know that music leads the way to romance, So if I hold you in arms I won't dance I won't dance, don't ask me, I won't dance, don't ask me I won't dance, Madame, with you My heart won't let me feet do things that they want to do You know what?, you're lovely, Ring-a-ding-ding, you're lovely And, oh, what you do to me I'm like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor When you dance, you're charming and you're gentle 'specially when you do the Continental But this feeling isn't purely mental For, heaven rest us, I am not asbestos and that's why I won't dance, I won't dance I won't dance, merci beaucoup I know that music leads the way to romance So if I hold you in arms I won't dance!! EDIT: Holds out hands waiting for handcuffs from the Copyright police again... Next on the list is Durnio's favorite, unless I forget and go for a different version of The Best of All Possible Worlds. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator Last edited by trolls' bane : 08-24-2006 at 04:47 PM.

08-24-2006, 05:06 PM	#14
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	ah...y'have a LOVELY voice... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

08-24-2006, 05:16 PM	#15
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Oh! w00t! I just found Candide! It's so me, too. This is the kind of classical music I like best. Real, turn-of-the-century maximalist jazz-influenced classical. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

08-24-2006, 05:35 PM	#17
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Spast! It isn't Candide! It's just the stinkin' overture! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

08-24-2006, 07:16 PM	#18
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Just a few things: 1. Vegas is a fantasy. An expensive fantasy. It is the dream that you can get something for nothing, when you really get nothing for something. A big something. Otherwise, it's warm and fairly cheap. 2. Unfortunatly, IT ALSO DRAINS YOUR SOUL. 3. It is a good place to go... ONCE. Know thy enemy, it is Vegas. 4. I love my city. Seattle is beautiful. Sometimes I get annoyed at the FRELLING HILLS but the food and entertainment and people are beyond compare. 5. My hair looks fabulous. 6. I painted myself green in Vegas and I wanna do it again. I looked. So hot. 7. I found another dress to go with the green. Wheee! 8. RUM! 9. I went to the tallest Starbucks in the world. 1,000 feet in the air. 10. When people didn't know where Seattle was, we'd say "You know, Starbucks land."

08-24-2006, 07:26 PM	#19
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	What, you don't like hills? I LOVE hills! My campus is surrounded by hills on three sides; so awesome. Painting yourself green WOULD be kinda cool... Mmmm, Twi'lek... __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

08-24-2006, 07:32 PM	#20
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	i'll have a bottle of vodka if someone's near the bar

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