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10-16-2001, 10:38 PM | #1 |
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Green Eggs and Cram
Gollum: That Sam-I-am!! That Sam-I-am!! I do not like that Sam-I-am!!
Samwise: Do you like green eggs and cram? Gollum: I do not like green eggs and cram, I do not like them Sam-I-am!! Samwise: Would you eat it on a shelf? Would you eat it with an Elf? (continue.......) |
10-17-2001, 04:21 PM | #2 |
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Gollum: "No! Not on a shelf! Not With an elf! We does not like them, Sam I am, we does not like Green Eggs and Cram!
Samwise: Would you eat them here or there, if I picked out all the hair? Gollum: We will not eat them here or there! We will not eat them anywhere! We do not like them, sam I am! We do not like Green Eggs and Cram! Samwise: Will you eat them in a hole? Would you, could you, in a hole? Last edited by Wayfarer : 10-17-2001 at 04:22 PM. |
10-17-2001, 05:17 PM | #3 |
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Gollum: I would not eat them in a hole! I would, could not, Sam I am!
Sam: Would you eat them on a sword? Would you eat them placed on a board?
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10-17-2001, 05:34 PM | #4 |
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Gollum: "No! Not on a sword! Not on a board! We does not like them, Sam I am, we does not like Green Eggs and Cram!
Sam: Would you eat them on a dragon's hoard? Would you eat them with the Nazgul Lord?
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10-17-2001, 11:12 PM | #5 |
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Gollum: No! Not on a hoard! Not with a lord. We does not like them, Sam I Am, we does not like Green Eggs and Cram!
Samwise: Would you eat them in the Prancing Pony tavern? Would you eat them in a cold, dark cavern? |
10-18-2001, 02:23 AM | #6 |
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Gollum:
We won't eat in a tavern We won't eat in a cold dark cavern!! We won't eat them for lunch or tea Nassssty Hobbitses, let us be!! Samwise: Would eat it with a fork? Would you share it with an Orc? |
10-18-2001, 10:12 AM | #7 |
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Gollum: This is not good, this is not right! We'll be stuck talking like this all night! So listen to this, and hear me say, I would not eat them any day!
Sam: But you would like it, you really would! Especially in Fangorn Wood!
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10-18-2001, 03:19 PM | #8 |
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Gollum- No, no not in a wood. I
Sam- How about at night? Would you eat them with a barrow wight?
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10-18-2001, 04:34 PM | #9 |
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Gollum: AAAAHHHHHH! Not In the night! Not with a wight! We will not eat them Sam I Am, we do Not like green Eggs and Cram!
Samwise: Would You eat them in a tree? Would you eat them by the sea? Gollum *furious*: NOT IN A TREE! NOT BY THE SEA! SAM I AM YOU LET ME BE! We will not eats them sam I am, We does not like Green Eggs and Cram! Sam: Would you, could you, on a dish? Would you eat them with some fish? Gollum *drooling*: Fish?... No! We will not eat them sam I am! we does not like green eggs and cram! Samwise: Would you... Gollum *interrupting*: We does not like green eggs and cram! But we will eat _You_, sam I am! *jumps on samwise* *they struggle* *messy eating* Gollum *picking up green eggs and cram*: Hmmm... *takes a big bite* Gollum: Oh yes, We likes green eggs and cram! We likes them, likes them, sam I am? Sam? ... |
10-18-2001, 06:38 PM | #10 |
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That a....umm...interesting end!
ROFLOL!!!
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10-18-2001, 06:42 PM | #11 |
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This was fun!
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10-18-2001, 10:21 PM | #12 |
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Very interesting ending...... a bit early, though. I was hoping it would go on a bit longer.....
What other Tolkien-Dr. Seuss spoofs can we come up with? |
10-19-2001, 09:06 PM | #13 |
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OH NO! I missed out on everything !!! And I love Dr. Suess. (sob) Oh well...can't be helped...I (sniff) suppose...
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10-19-2001, 09:33 PM | #14 |
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Go ahead and start another thread! Base it on another Seuss rhyme pattern. I bet you'll get some folks to join the fun
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10-23-2001, 05:57 AM | #15 |
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Let's see..... the other rhyming patterns are a bit more difficult..... but the titles are interesting:
The Wizard in the Hat The Wizard in the Hat Comes Back One Ring, Two Ring, Red Ring, Blue Ring |
10-23-2001, 07:54 AM | #16 |
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*hint* You may want to save some of that cleaverness....for later....not at liberty to say *hint*
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10-23-2001, 06:34 PM | #17 |
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oooooh! Hints!
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10-24-2001, 02:09 AM | #18 |
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Yes, it rings of a mystery, doesn't it?
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10-26-2001, 12:39 AM | #19 |
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Wonder if we coukd get this posted on the Barrowdowns fanfic?
If "Dude, where's my Ring" can get away with sillyness.... |
11-09-2001, 12:13 PM | #20 |
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aaw, I missed all of that. Start another one, how the Noser stole Precious?
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