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05-23-2002, 11:41 AM | #1 |
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A Star Wars Pants Game
There's a pants game in the Tolkien books forum and I made the mistake of making some SW ones. So maybe we can have some funny ones for SW here.
I'll start off: Ep. V... Obi Wan Ghost: He was our last pants Yoda: There is another one... DV: Luke, I AM your pants. Luke: Noooooooooooh!!!!! Ep. VI... Luke: The pants run fast in my family. My father wears them. I wear them. My sister wears them. DV: Another Pair...You have another pair. If your's won't go to the dark tailor, then maybe that pair will.... Luke: Noooooooooooh!!!!!
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 05-23-2002 at 12:14 PM. |
05-23-2002, 11:53 AM | #2 |
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Obi-Wan: Use the pants, Luke!
Luke: You fought with my pants in the Clone Wars? Yoda: ...the path to the darkpants are they.
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05-23-2002, 11:59 AM | #3 |
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I was wondering how long this would take you!!!
ummmmmm He owes me what you call a pants debt Great pants kid! They're a pair in a million!
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
05-23-2002, 12:19 PM | #4 |
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I knew Garina would enjoy it!
Obi Wan: You don't need his pants size Stormtrooper: We don't need his pants size
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
05-23-2002, 12:23 PM | #5 |
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*rushes off to find Star Wars videos*
Do be careful, Master Pants umm will get back to you!
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
05-23-2002, 01:47 PM | #6 |
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He doesn't like pants!
Sorry! I don't like pants either! You'd best watch your pants! We're wanted men on twelve systems! I'll be careful! You'll be PANTSED! Don't trouble yourself with this little pair, it's not worth the effort. ******************* Do you think a princess and a guy like me... No! Don't worry, kid, (forget line) Good. Still, she's got pants.... ************* I sure hope the old man disabled the tractor beam or this is going to be one short pair of pants! |
05-24-2002, 09:13 AM | #7 |
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Vader: I find your lack of pants disturbing!
C3PO: We're pantsed!
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
05-24-2002, 11:47 AM | #8 |
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DV : never underestimate the power of the dark pants
DV: if this is a pants ship were is the tailor? PL: grand moff tarkin, i smelled the stench of your pants the moment I walked on board PL i'd sooner kiss a pair of pants PL: I love your pants HS: I know
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
05-24-2002, 12:28 PM | #9 | |
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Solo: I have a bad feeling about pants
--------------------------------- Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your pants From the star wars pants page: Quote:
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05-24-2002, 12:51 PM | #10 |
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Padme: Ani?! My, your pants have grown!
Yoda: Lost his pants, Master Obi Wan has. How embarrasing. How embarrassing. Liam, the lights please....Trouser's silhouette remains, but the pants and underpants, they are gone! Young Padawan: Master, someone must have taken them from the wardrobe... Obi Wan: What took you so long? Anakin: I couldn't find a pair of pants that I liked. Yoda: Around the waistline, a pair of pants create. Yoda: Gone over to the dark pants, Dooku has. Washing with colored clothes are his ways now.
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
05-24-2002, 01:21 PM | #11 |
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Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the pants, as if a thousand people cried out at once, and then were pantsed.
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05-24-2002, 05:30 PM | #12 |
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Luke -You fought in the pants wars?
Luke – What is it? Obi Wan – Your fathers pants, the weapon of a jedi. (oh reeeeally?) Obi Wan – I need your pants Luke, she needs your pants. Imperial guy – Until this pants station is fully operational it is vulnerable. Vader – I find your lack of pants disturbing. Vader – And now your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel pants. Obi Wan – The droids would now be in the pants of the empire. Han – Han Solo, I’m captain of the millennium pants. Vader – Her resistance to the underwear probe is considerable. It will be sometime before we can extract any pants from her. Stormtrooper – Which way? *Nods* Alright men, load your pants. C-3PO – I’d forgotten how much I hate space pants! That’s about it for now, my memory has died a long and painful death. QVC…*shudder*
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05-24-2002, 05:50 PM | #13 |
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Your pants will not work on me boy.
Hey, put those pants someplace else. Hey, it's pants! *Crack!*
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"Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 05-24-2002 at 06:17 PM. |
05-24-2002, 11:42 PM | #14 |
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Yoda: The pants of the Dark Side have fallen. Begun the Pants War has.
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"If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31 Last edited by Khamûl : 05-24-2002 at 11:47 PM. |
05-24-2002, 11:51 PM | #15 |
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C3PO: I am programmed with 6 million pants.
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
05-24-2002, 11:59 PM | #16 |
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Yoda: Strong am I with the pants... but not that strong.
C-3PO: I am C-3PO, human-pants relations.
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05-25-2002, 12:00 AM | #17 |
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greedo: otoo pantso solo?
solo: i made the pants run in 12 parsecs vader: your pants are accepted capt. needa Vader: your pants are weak old man Yoda: judge me by my pants do you? and well you should not Yoda: boxers lead to jockeys, jockeys lead to bikinis, bikinis lead to g-strings
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
05-25-2002, 12:03 AM | #18 |
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lando : you'er altering the pants!
Vader: pray i don't alter them any further
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
05-25-2002, 12:09 AM | #19 |
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Anakin: Quigon told me to stay in the pants; and that's what I'm gonna do. R2, get us off this washing machine, it's gonna get us both killed.
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
05-25-2002, 12:12 AM | #20 |
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The Viceroy: I can assure you, our pants blockade is perfectly legal.
Padme: You'll always be that little pants I knew on Tattooine...
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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