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05-13-2005, 05:07 PM | #1 |
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Ask Gollum
This is acctually in the Harry Potter section as an ask Snape collum and I thought it was Gr8 so I decided to take it upon myself to start an ask gollum one.
what you do is someone posts a question or letter for gollum or smegol and then another person posts gollum's answer so it may go something like this: someone would post a question: To Gollum my friend thinks you have a funny voice from ellesar another poster would quote this question and answer it like this: Gollum: what do you mean preciouses we do not have a funny voicessss precious Smegol: we do a little bit preciousess Gollum: we do notsses we do notsses precious, tell your friendsesss that she is a stupid fat hobbit preciousses etc etc etc what do people think I will post a starter question for gollum, someone else answer it! |
05-13-2005, 05:10 PM | #2 |
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to gollum
why doesn't sam trust you? from ellesar the elfstone |
05-13-2005, 07:20 PM | #3 |
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Gollum: Because he's a stupid, fat hobbit who makes up nassty liesss...
Smeagol: Sam is just jealous, preciousss, yesss, jealousss of all the attention that Smeagol gets from master. Sam wishes he could get as much attention from masster, doesn't he, preciousss? Gollum: No, precious, it's just because he is a stupid, fat -- Smeagol: Stop saying that, preciousss, it bothers us to hear it conssstantly.
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05-13-2005, 08:49 PM | #4 |
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To: Master Frodo Baggins
From: Smeagol (Gollum!Gollum!) Dear Master, Why does Sam hates poor Smeagol? What has Smeagol ever done to him? If you tells him to go away for a while, maybe we could have some quality time alone together; Smeagol knows this relaxxing place in Ithilien with great fissshing and relative seclusssion, so we won'ts be bothered. RSVP
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05-14-2005, 04:15 AM | #5 | |
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Quote:
I'm not sure is I can, with the ring being such a burden, but maybee I am due in for a relax maybee your right maybee Sam is out to get you, maybee he is going to take THE RING from Frodo |
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05-15-2005, 10:52 PM | #6 |
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To Gollum:
Even a Ringbearing cave dweller needs vitamins to survive - you can't be living just on fish, what the heck else are you eating?! |
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