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04-01-2004, 07:21 PM | #1 |
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The Demands of the Army of Free Entmoot!
Greetings, Foolish, foolish, poor, pathetic weaklings!
In a word; this behavior is despicable! (okay, so that’s more than one word) You’ve cast the only true, working member of your Order (The lovely and fair, Sister Golden Hair) out! You might think “Oh, geez we made her President!” but no, you DEMOTED her! This is intolerable! We the Army of Free Mooters (‘r us) ™, demand these actions IMMEDIATELY! (read: NOW) 1. Thou shalt reinstate Sister Golden Hair (the lovely and the fair) to her position as Administrator. 2. Thou shalt raise JONATHAN to the post of President, for he is both wise and (so I’m told) stunningly cute, drawing votes from fan-girls like you wouldn’t believe. 3. Thou shalt make Tessar a mod. 4. Please? 5. And we speak for the entire army when we request this. 6. No kidding! 7. Where the hell am I? 8. Lost my flipping place… 9. Okay, here we go. 10. Thou shalt apologize to the mooters for trying to spoil their little bit of fun with the birthday thing. 11. Thou shalt declare this day: “Tolkien Reading Day #2”, this day shall be a holy day of obligation in which all Tolkien fans must read at least a chapter out of something that Tolkien has written to show their true devotion. 12. Thou shalt create a forum-altar dedicated to this day. 13. Thou shalt remove the flipping 90 second posting limit. I mean geesh! Come off with it already! 14. Thou shalt provide (the lovely and fair) Sister Golden Hair with a Queen’s Throne of Non-imported lumber milled right here in the United States with Home Grown Goodness. 15. Thou shalt find (and provide) Sister Gol-… err…. her with the real Finrod to sit next to her. Cheap substitutes will not do. These be our demands! You have twenty-four hours before we destroy Valandil, overthrow the Moot (which is self defeating for us, but never mind that), Bust a Move, and start playing Mission Impossible music while flitting fleetly from thread to thread, causing havoc and war!!!! <-- !!!! ! THE ARMY OF FREE ENTMOOT!!!!™ 90-day return policy, some restrictions apply. Discount not applicable if unapproved credit or less than 25% ARLCMP. Warranty not available if under 21 years of age. Batteries not included. |
04-01-2004, 07:29 PM | #2 |
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Read and dispair Valandil.
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04-01-2004, 07:34 PM | #3 |
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You know they are crazy enough to do it too.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
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04-01-2004, 07:37 PM | #4 |
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the Last Alliance of Orcs and Spiders are
pledged to the Army of Free Entmoot so say I, the Poet Laureate of The Free Army of Entmoot (unofficially) |
04-01-2004, 07:40 PM | #5 | |
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04-01-2004, 07:56 PM | #6 |
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Mooters Take Note:
Demand #2 is not a requirement. It is optional. In fact, the more fair and systematic thing to do would be to send HectorBerlioz to the presidency. (As a member of the Electoral College, Tessar, I though you would agree.)
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04-01-2004, 07:58 PM | #7 | |
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Ignore him, we demand everything as listed on the list. |
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04-01-2004, 08:11 PM | #8 | |
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04-01-2004, 08:11 PM | #9 | |
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JD allowed me to join knowing full well that I voted for Hector, and also that I was joining solely for the promotion of SGH. Mooters, you don't have to support Jonathan; join the Army and help your admin! Going with the poetry flow... My will is good Tessar, you must now see. We may somehow oppose, me and JD, but try as you might you can't punish me.
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04-01-2004, 08:13 PM | #10 |
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Your wit is like lime,
It sours so sweet, Like a bat to the head, Or a knee to the... feet. Alas and alack though, you're no match for me, my courage and valar, will overcome thee! Like duh. |
04-01-2004, 08:15 PM | #11 |
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excuse me I am the Poet Laureate
thou shalt see u enraged me my wrath is loose like a moose |
04-01-2004, 08:17 PM | #12 | |
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hath cut itself a vein, it's blood shall sully round it, like fish into a sea. For though you have the title, my wit shall pull me through. |
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04-01-2004, 08:18 PM | #13 |
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You forget (rather silly)
that I am my own master, and so not only can I give up ryming whenever I please, but I am also INVINCIBLE!!
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04-01-2004, 08:20 PM | #14 |
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death to thee
for i am me and u are u unlike glue |
04-01-2004, 08:22 PM | #15 | |
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Yes it's true, I'm unlike glue, my mind is much the clearer. And if from hooves, my head is chooved, I shall avenge my own death. |
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04-01-2004, 08:34 PM | #16 | |
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04-01-2004, 08:52 PM | #17 |
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am i happy?
am i sad? is it me? for i am mad madman me u run with glee but i can see u run from me |
04-01-2004, 08:55 PM | #18 |
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Very pretty, but hardly a token (Tolkien?) parry.
You make me sad, You read so bad, And now I'm mad, Because I'm sad. A madman is thee, And to my glee, Men in white coats, Are now after thee! Notice how in both verses, I use the same word on the first and last stanza. It's poetic justice. |
04-01-2004, 08:57 PM | #19 |
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justice from thee?
we shall see for i am now a king u run from me and not in glee u shall have your king |
04-01-2004, 08:59 PM | #20 |
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Thy spelling sucks,
And mine doth too, But at least I can tell, 'u' from 'you'! |
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