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11-06-2002, 11:24 PM | #1 |
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Lyrics for silliness
Alright well since we have one for dark lyrics, and one for serious lyrics, lets have one for silly and trite lyrics!!!
RULES: Add where you got it, and the song name. maximum 2 songs per post! Here it is folks, Yes I watch Veggietales, but only when I baby sit this one families kids, I aint nuts. Veggie Tales: Silly song with Larry Narrator: "Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out ..." Larry: "Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where oh, where ... is my hairbrush?" Narrator: "Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked, and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his composure and reports ..." Pa: "I think I saw a hairbrush back there!" Larry: "Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back there, back there, back there ... is my hairbrush?" Narrator: "Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Junior regains his composure and comments ..." "Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!" Narrator: "Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him. No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Larry wonders ..." Larry: "No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where back there, no hair ... for my hairbrush." Narrator: "Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob regains his composure and confesses ..." Bob: "Larry, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never use it, you don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I gave it to the Peach - 'cause he's got hair!" Narrator: "Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments ..." Larry: "Not fair! Oh, my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor hairbrush. Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, not fair, not fair! My little hairbrush!" Narrator: "Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Larry's generosity, the Peach is thankful ..." Peach: "Thanks for the hairbrush." Narrator: "Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene. Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out ..." Larry: "Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush. Take care, take care, don't dare not care. Take care. Nice hair. No fair. Take care, take care ... of my hairbrush." Narrator: "The end!"
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11-06-2002, 11:52 PM | #2 |
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Hmmm, I better dig out my old Ramones albums! " I don't wanna be a pinhead no more" might work here!
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11-06-2002, 11:53 PM | #3 |
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LOL, Sure thing Lizra
Veggie Tales: Silly song with Larry "The Pirates who don't do anything" Narrator: "Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!" Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..." Larry: "We don't do anything!" Pa: "Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in the fall." All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..." Mr. Lunt: "We don't do anything... And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall." All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ... We don't do anything!" Larry: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!" (speaking) Pa: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??" Mr. Lunt: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!" Larry: "Oh ..." Pa: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?" Mr. Lunt: "I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!" Pa: "Huh? No I don't!" Mr. Lunt: "Do too." Pa: "Do not!" Mr. Lunt: "You're making me hungry." Pa: "That's it, you're walkin' the plank!" Mr. Lunt: "Says who?" Pa: "Says the captain, that's who!" Mr. Lunt: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!" (singing again) Larry: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..." (speaking in the background) Pa: "You just don't get it!" (singing) All: "And we've never been to Boston in the fall!" NOTE TO THE VIEWER, it doesn't have to have anything to do with the VEGGIE TALES OKAY?
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11-07-2002, 12:59 AM | #4 |
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Better than "Louie Louie"
This one was by "The Kingsmen" back in the 60's.
The Jolly Green Giant Heard about the Jolly green Giant (potatoes) He's so big and mean (artichoke hearts) He stands there laughin' with his hands on his hips And then he hits you with a can of beans He lives down there in his valley (brussel sprouts) The cat stands tall and green (spinach) Well, He ain't no prize, and there's no woman his size And that's why the cat's so mean One day he left his valley pad I mean to say this cat was mad Now listen round, he wasn't gone long And then he ran into an Amazon Well this changed his whole complexion (broccoli) He had never seen such a beautiful sight (corn) Well, he looked at her, And she looked at him And she almost passed out from fright. He looked at her, Thought "What a dilly". He touched her once, she slapped him silly This was something he had never sensed He looked at her as she commenced "Now listen pal, this ain't no fluke" "I can't see goin' with a big green gook" You've heard about the Jolly Green Giant (eggplant) Don't let his troubles cross your mind (celery stalks) He couldn't get Sally, so went back to his valley The cat was color blind. (carrots, canned beans.......... This is sung in a perfect "Hey Daddy-O" dead-pan drawal.
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11-07-2002, 08:37 PM | #5 |
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GRONK's all time favorite
Fish heads Barnes and Barnes (Chorus and first verse) Fish heads fish heads Roly poly fish heads fish heads fish heads eat them up, yum! Ask a fish head anything you want to they wont answer they cant talk. (chorus) I took a fish head out to see a mooovie didnt have to pay to get it in. (chorus) They don't play baseball they don't wear sweaters they're not good dancers They dont play drums!! (chorus) Rolypoly fishheads are never seen drinking capachino in Italian restaurants with oriental women!!!!! Yeah! Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads fish heads fish heads eat them up Yum! YEEAAHHHH!!!!!! |
11-07-2002, 09:22 PM | #6 |
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GRONK! that was...GROSS~!
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11-07-2002, 09:31 PM | #7 |
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The song of the Lambton Worm
One Sunday morn young Lambton went a-fishin' in the Wear; An' catched a fish upon his huek, He thowt leuk't varry queer, But whatt'n a kind a fish it was Young Lambton couldn't tell. He waddn't fash to carry it hyem, So he hoyed it in a well. Chorus Whisht! lads, haad yor gobs, Aa'll tell ye aall and aaful story, Whisht! lads, haad yor gobs, An' Aal tell ye 'bout the worm. Noo Lambton felt inclined to gan An' fight in foreign wars. He joined a troop o' Knights that cared For neither wounds nor scars, An' off he went to Palestine Where queer things him befel, An' varry seun forgot aboot The queer worm i' the well. Chorus But the worm got fat an' growed an' growed, An' growed an aaful size; He'd greet big teeth, a greet big gob, An' greet big goggle eyes. An' when at neets he craaled aboot To pick up bits o'news, If he felt dry upon the road, He milked a dozen coos. Chorus This feorful worm wad often feed On calves an' lambs an' sheep, An' swally little bairns alive When they laid doon to sleep. An' when he'd eaten aal he cud An' he had has he's fill, He craaled away an' lapped his tail Seven times roond Pensher Hill. Chorus The news of this most aaful worm An' his queer gannins on Seun crossed the seas, gat to the ears Of brave an' bowld Sir John. So hyem he cam an' catched the beast An' cut 'im in three halves, An' that seun stopped he's eatin' bairns, An' sheep an' lambs and calves. Chorus So noo ye knaa hoo aall the folks On byeth sides of the Wear Lost lots o' sheep an' lots o' sleep An' lived in mortal feor. So let's hev one to brave Sir John That kept the bairns frae harm Saved coos an' calves by myekin' haalves O' the famis Lambton Worm Chorus Noo lads, Aa'll haad me gob, That's aall Aa knaa aboot the story Of Sir John's clivvor job Wi' the aaful Lambton Worm (it's in Geordie ) The tale of The Lambton Worm inspired Ken Russell's "Lair of the White Wyrm" apparently the Legend of the Lambton Worm @ http://www.mysteriousbritain.co.uk/l...pton_worm.html Geordie Dictionary http://www.geordiepride.demon.co.uk/dictionary.htm Last edited by Coney : 11-07-2002 at 11:34 PM. |
11-07-2002, 10:52 PM | #8 |
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I think I need subtitles!
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11-07-2002, 11:11 PM | #10 |
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Hee hee hee funny! (fish heads? Blarg!)
(worms! double blarg) (green beans! YUM )
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11-07-2002, 11:17 PM | #11 |
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Well thats a very nice song Coney! (What's a gob?)
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A gob is a mouth Lizra.........Geordies are notoriously loud so 'tis fitting that the chorus calls for the audience to be quiet (haad yor gobs = shut your mouths )
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Spike Milligan, RIP
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And as anything sung in a Cockney accent is intrinsically silly...
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Please by Splodgenessabounds Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. I'll have some pickled onions, And a little bit of cheese, please. Thank you. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Eh. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. And I've got all the right money And all that, please. Thank you. Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Ay! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. I've been here half hour And I'm getting very thirsty! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Over here! Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Why won't you serve me? Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager— Listen, I'm getting impatient, John! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps. Two pints of lager and a packet offff crisps. Two pints of lager and a packet of (Time, gentlemen, please!) And a packet of crisps. Oh. Ooh.
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Oh my....
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