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06-01-2002, 04:46 PM | #1 |
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Worst Films ever made!
Ok. There are tons of threads discussing the best films but what films does everyone hate?
I really didnt think 'o brother where art thou' was any good but also I found I also hate this one film called 'Mouse Hunt' I remember it from when i was younger and i just HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE it. ahem. so...you?!
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06-01-2002, 06:46 PM | #2 |
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Cyborg starring Jean Claude Van Damme is without a doubt the worst film I have ever seen. Every second word in the script is "YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!", I kid you not!.
There's one bad guy in it who, on dying, takes about half an hour, all the time yelling "YAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!" very slowly. It's so excruciatingly bad it's hilarious!
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06-01-2002, 07:30 PM | #3 |
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Lady Hawk - bad retro soundtrack, and cheesiest ending I think I've EVER seen.
Return to Oz. Crash. It was just plain creepy. GI Jane. 'Nuff said. 13th Warrior - Just plain boring. Anything with Jean Claude Van Damm or Steven Seagal. Anything with Mary Kate & Ashley Olsonn (ergh.) Jurassic Park 2. Dumb, dumb, dumb, ending. Steven Speilbergh: post AND including schindlers list. He's become too schmaltzy. Jackie Chan's American cross-over. WHAT was he thinking?! Psycho sequels & the remake. Why DID they bother?! Dumb and Dumber, Me myself and Irene... and just about all Jim Carry movies. Entrapment. Blue Lagoon, and 2. Armageddon. Julia Roberts movies. Mostly. (With the exception of Pretty woman, and Erin Brokovich) Deep Blue Sea, Anaconda... etc. Hollow man. There's probably more, but that's all I can think of right now...
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06-01-2002, 07:39 PM | #4 |
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wow thats quite a list :P
only one thing comes to my mind at this moment. the Harry potter film because of the worst acting ive seen in a good while.
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06-01-2002, 07:55 PM | #5 |
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I agree...
"I Dream of Africa" had horrible acting.
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06-02-2002, 12:24 AM | #7 |
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Does that mean that you watch them too, emplynx? I gotta admit that they are pretty hot now. Not that I'd watch one of their movies or anything just to see them...
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06-02-2002, 12:26 AM | #8 |
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Rocky and Bullwinkle
Dudley Do-right Dude, where's my car? (Dude, why did I sit through this movie??) Blair Witch Project
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06-02-2002, 12:26 AM | #9 |
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Oh my. Them Olson twins got nothin' on me. Personally not a fan.
Zenon, Girl of the 21st century was pretty darn bad. A lot of 'made for T.V. Disney movies' are though. Dang 90 second rule.
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06-02-2002, 12:29 AM | #10 |
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universal soldier: the return was horrible!!! i forgot bout that one! has jean claude van damme in it
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06-02-2002, 12:33 AM | #11 |
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Almost every teen movie ever made, 'cept 10 Things I Hate About You
Down To You Crazy/Beautiful (I guess that's a 'teen movie')
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06-02-2002, 01:05 AM | #12 |
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Some of the stuff they dig up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 is bad.
I thought Pearl Harbor was terrible. The story was completely predictable after the first hour (even for a guy like me who doesn't normally watch romance movies), I could have chopped the entire 3rd hour off the movie, and nobody told me that it was a love story, not a war movie. These are all personal reasons, but it still was a bad movie. *braces himself for angry letters from females that liked the movie*
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06-02-2002, 01:13 AM | #13 |
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i didnt like pearl harbor either..but sum of all fears is gonna own:P
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06-02-2002, 12:58 PM | #14 |
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I forgot about harry P!!!! AWFUL! AWFUL! Hermione - arrrrrghhhh! Harry -arrrrrrgggggghhhh! Ron - Actually has potential!
anyway. also hate return to oz. it kind of annoyed me that for the sequel, dorothy had actually got younger by about 8 years! Im not too bothere by mary kate and ashley actually! i hate their movies but i quite like two of a kind! yes it was cheesy but hey! you couldnt have yummy pizza without some cheese! (that made a lot more sensein my head!)
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06-02-2002, 01:05 PM | #15 |
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Final Fantasy: Because it left its mystical routes of the games, and went all sci-fi alieny.
Evolution: cos it was. (RECOMMEND: Galaxy Quest) Mike Baset England Manager: Absolute *****. (RECOMMEND: if u wanna see a good football comedy, watch MEAN-MACHINE) Mars Attacks: So unfunny it hurt. (RECOMMEND: Monty Python Films) Lake Placid: was okish. (RECOMMEND: Jaws Films) andy
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06-02-2002, 01:11 PM | #16 |
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ron has potential? did we watch the same movie?? :P
i watched another one last nite...it was so stupid i forgot what a comedy actually was. The Animal with Rob Schneider. Dont ever watch this film. Itll be the most painful hour and a half of your life.
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06-02-2002, 01:41 PM | #17 |
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I just thought with a few years ron could actually be able to act. the others have no hope.
you really didnt like mars attacks? i really like it!
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06-02-2002, 01:42 PM | #18 |
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there are too many to list
battle field earth nutty professor II the Clumps star trek: generations I thought FOTR ring was pretty bad same with harry potter john Q if it has Van Damme, Segal, chuck Norris, Dolph Lungren it in it. mortal combat II street fighter ( I forgot it had van damme) Judge dredd any cohen brothers movie that I hace seen any tim burton movie i have seen behind enemy lines anastacia how could i forget titanic 90% of teen movies anything on the hallmark channel sappy holiday movies I spit on your grave resident evil latest godzilla movie tomb raider dungeons and dragons the princess bride johnny mneumonic
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06-02-2002, 01:57 PM | #19 |
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oops pushed the wrong button
any blackplotation film from the '70's indiana jones like them as a kid but there just palin bad with adult eyes midnight in the garden of good and evil pushing tin some propraganda film made in iraq about the iraqi iranian war any movie with hulk hogan
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06-02-2002, 02:11 PM | #20 |
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Hehe, I LOVE the Princess Bride. I agree about Battlefield: Earth though. Gah.
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