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08-08-2006, 03:38 PM | #1 |
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Tea Cup Cafe part Thirteen or XIII
Time, once again, to try and have a quiet cup of hot chocolate.
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08-08-2006, 03:41 PM | #2 |
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Like i was saying here, i will have a large vodka.
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08-08-2006, 03:44 PM | #3 |
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...so go over to the bar, we've several brands.....but keep it quiet, I'm fighting a headache, thanks
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08-08-2006, 03:55 PM | #4 |
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sure thing, Spock!
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08-08-2006, 05:08 PM | #5 |
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i'll take a bottle of vodka or eight
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08-08-2006, 06:34 PM | #6 |
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oooh, sarcasm. the vulcan gonna take that?
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08-13-2006, 02:13 AM | #7 |
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Hmm...Does anyone know where I can get a free background checking site that gives good info? Google searches just don't quite cut it.
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08-13-2006, 05:25 PM | #8 |
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(See post higher up...) Aha! See? Light dawns on Marblehead. Yes, I've got hold of some Boston slang. So, I'm drivin' down the breakdown lane now!
I bought a pack of cards from Planet Hollywood for my friend Carla's birthday, but I have to admit... She gets too hungry, for dinner at eight She likes the theater, and never comes late She'd never bother, with people she'd hate That's why the lady is a tramp Doesn't like crap games, with barons or earls Won't go to Harlem, in ermine and pearls Won't dish the dirt, with the rest of the girls That's why the lady is a tramp She likes the free, free fresh wind in her hair Life without care She's broke, but it's o'k She hates California, it's cold and it's damp That's why the lady is a tramp She gets far too hungry, to eat for dinner at eight She adores the theater, and she doesn't arrives late She'd never bother, with people she'd hate That's why the lady is a tramp Won't have a dice game, with any barons or earls She will never go to Harlem, dessed in ermine and pearls And she won't dish the dirt, with all the other girls That is why the lady is a tramp She loves the free, free, fresh wind in her hair Life without care She's broke Hates California, 'cause it's so cold and so damp That's why the lady That's why the lady That's why the lady is a tramp
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08-13-2006, 05:40 PM | #9 |
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south of the border...down mexico way...
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08-13-2006, 05:46 PM | #10 |
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Seems as though TB's Muse has attacked him today.
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(A boy went back to Napoli because he missed the scenery) (The native dances and the charming songs) (But wait a minute something's wrong) ('cause now it's) Hey mambo, mambo Italiano hey hey mambo mambo Italiano Go go go you mixed up Siciliano All you Calabrese do the mambo like-a crazy with the Hey mabo don't wanna tarantella Hey mambo no more mozzarella Hey mambo mambo Italiano try an enchilada with a fish baccala Hey goomba I love how you dance the rumba But take some advice paisano learn-a how to mambo If you're gonna be a square you ain't-a gonna go nowhere Hey mambo mambo Italiano hey hey mambo mambo Italiano Go go Joe shake like a tiavanna E lo che se dice you get happy in the feetza when you Mambo Italiano Hey chatrul you don't-a have to go to the school Just to make it with a big bambino It's like vino Kid you good-a looking but you don't-a know what's cooking 'til you Hey mambo mambo Italiano Hey hey mambo mambo Italiano Ho ho ho you mixed up Siciliano E lo che se diche you get happy in the feetza when you Mambo Italiano
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08-13-2006, 06:37 PM | #12 |
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what's with the sudden burst of poetry? (in prose, please )
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08-24-2006, 04:45 PM | #13 |
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I won't dance, don't ask me
I won't dance, don't ask me I won't dance, Madame, with you My heart won't let my feet do things that they should do You know what?, you're lovely You know what?, you're so lovely And, oh, what you do to me I'm like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor When you dance, you're charming and you're gentle 'specially when you do the Continental But this feeling isn't purely mental For, heaven rest us, I am not asbestos And that's why I won't dance, why should I? I won't dance, how could I? I won't dance, merci beaucoup I know that music leads the way to romance, So if I hold you in arms I won't dance I won't dance, don't ask me, I won't dance, don't ask me I won't dance, Madame, with you My heart won't let me feet do things that they want to do You know what?, you're lovely, Ring-a-ding-ding, you're lovely And, oh, what you do to me I'm like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor When you dance, you're charming and you're gentle 'specially when you do the Continental But this feeling isn't purely mental For, heaven rest us, I am not asbestos and that's why I won't dance, I won't dance I won't dance, merci beaucoup I know that music leads the way to romance So if I hold you in arms I won't dance!! EDIT: Holds out hands waiting for handcuffs from the Copyright police again... Next on the list is Durnio's favorite, unless I forget and go for a different version of The Best of All Possible Worlds.
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08-24-2006, 05:06 PM | #14 |
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ah...y'have a LOVELY voice...
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08-24-2006, 05:16 PM | #15 |
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Oh! w00t! I just found Candide! It's so me, too. This is the kind of classical music I like best. Real, turn-of-the-century maximalist jazz-influenced classical.
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*Wonders what's going on, sits down and sleeps siting up*
...zzzZZZzzz...
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08-24-2006, 05:35 PM | #17 |
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Spast! It isn't Candide! It's just the stinkin' overture!
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08-24-2006, 07:16 PM | #18 |
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Just a few things:
1. Vegas is a fantasy. An expensive fantasy. It is the dream that you can get something for nothing, when you really get nothing for something. A big something. Otherwise, it's warm and fairly cheap. 2. Unfortunatly, IT ALSO DRAINS YOUR SOUL. 3. It is a good place to go... ONCE. Know thy enemy, it is Vegas. 4. I love my city. Seattle is beautiful. Sometimes I get annoyed at the FRELLING HILLS but the food and entertainment and people are beyond compare. 5. My hair looks fabulous. 6. I painted myself green in Vegas and I wanna do it again. I looked. So hot. 7. I found another dress to go with the green. Wheee! 8. RUM! 9. I went to the tallest Starbucks in the world. 1,000 feet in the air. 10. When people didn't know where Seattle was, we'd say "You know, Starbucks land." |
08-24-2006, 07:26 PM | #19 |
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What, you don't like hills? I LOVE hills! My campus is surrounded by hills on three sides; so awesome.
Painting yourself green WOULD be kinda cool... Mmmm, Twi'lek...
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08-24-2006, 07:32 PM | #20 |
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i'll have a bottle of vodka if someone's near the bar
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